March 8

It’s International woman’s day…International, think about women in other countries and about how they make their men a sandwich. If you live in the U.S. make your man a sandwich with Swiss cheese, if you live in Switzerland make him a sandwich with American cheese. Live it up, ladies!

Feb 20, 2017

I would rather have my religion, nationality, and sexuality insulted…to my face…every single day of my life, than live in a country where we all run around telling each other what we’re not allowed to say. You can say anything around me you want to, and if I find it insulting, I’ll simply insult you right back and we’ll both go about our day.


Feb 17, 2017

Had Casablanca on in the background, which in all honesty is a bit over rated. It’s a good movie but thick with flaws and heavy handed propaganda. Anyways, it comes to the end and a theory comes to me.  Perhaps Rick wasn’t being selfless at all. Perhaps in the moments leading up to his decision he thought back to the time he and Ilsa were together…thought good and hard about it and said to himself ” I’m putting this bitch on the plane with Laszow,  if he’s lucky German’s will shoot it down.”

Feb 16, 2017

Anderson Paak has a new single out called “Room in here”.  This jist of it is there’s a girl he wants to sleep with…it’s got a line in it that goes “You’ve got a face like Mona Lisa”.  Do your research before you put your creative work into the world, people. The Mona Lisa isn’t hot, by any stretch of the imagination. At best she’s homely. It’d take at LEAST 10 shots of Vodka before I started to think about it.   I’d sooner sleep with one of the creatures on the “Gates of Hell”, at least they’d be down for whatever I proposed.  Mona Lisa has “nah” written all over her face and would almost defiantly not leave in the morning with even a not so subtle hint.

Feb, 15 2017

I’ve been listening to Beethoven often lately. I think I wanna date a girl who can play the violin…I picture her, at some point becoming so exasperated from dealing with me that, absent any other recourse, she storms into her room brings out the violin and makes screeching sounds with it while I try to talk.

Feb 5, 2017

re: Lady Gaga

Eh…she gave it a good try. The problem is the Superbowl is such a giant spectacle itself that any attempt to match it always seems flat and silly and reeks of trying too hard. That’s why they need to book Metallica. It would succeed through contrast, just a bunch of guys in t-shirts playing loud music unpretentiously.

Feb 5, 2017

My superbowl prediction is that Lady Gaga’s half time show will be an embarrassing clusterf*ck of a pathetic attempt at becoming relevant again complete with vapid pandering, some halfbaked political message that misses the point of anything either side is pissed off about, technical problems, and imagery that even up to five minutes before hand she thought was going to be really shocking…and five minutes after realizes it was just crap that Marylin Masnon did 15 years ago except brightly colored instead of all black.
-People on the right will act pissed off, even thought they were getting more nachos while she was making an ass out of herself.
-People on the left will pretend they loved it, even though it’s less insightful and/or passionate than 10000000 other things they’ve seen or heard in the last two weeks.
-Millennials with be legitimately annoyed because they think any of a dozen musicians from their generation would have been way better…and they will be correct.
Also the Patriots are going to destroy the Falcons.