May 1, 2018
Woke up and felt like having making eggs for breakfast. Went to the corner store and the woman in front of me was buying a six pack of Old Style beer and two bags of bbq potato chips. It was too much to ignore, and I says “Well, that’s a healthy breakfast”. Her and the clerk looked at me puzzled. The clerk says ” It’s 2pm”. and just like that the worm had turned and I was the lowlife.
April 18, 2018
In the future we will get out movies and shows by taking a pill that has been scientifically created to stimulate/trigger the exact synapses in our brains so we see the show much like we see a dream…and we will have no choice but to watch the commercials. not long after that there will be a congressional investigation into companies altering the chemical formula in the pills further so that the commercial is triggered when we are actually dreaming. The investigation will close after the committee finds no evidence of wrong doing. The congressmen on the committee will have looked very well rested.
April 14, 2018
Radio Legend Art bell has died. Spent so much time dreading Stan lee passing on, I didn’t see this coming. He was every bit the story teller and capture-er of imagination as Stan. Some thoughts on him, and comic drawn while listening to his show in this weeks mass email.
April 15, 2018
TWD season finale spoilers? I guess…just think of the most ridiculous adaptation of the comic book ending and you’d be close enough.
-the most tactically stupid “ambush” possible…you might want to oh..i dunno…surround them? so they couldn’t just run back into the woods?
-ma tov cocktails causing giant explosions after being hurled from, what we can assume from our vantage point/how much we could see around the victims, at least 50 yards away.
-a man who had his throat cut being saved by a pre-med student without even a first aid kit.
Most of the bad/ridiculous was from taking scenes that can only seem plausible in a comic book and not adapting them very well. Comic book timing is different…which leaves room to the imagination as to how people got from point a to point b, what off panel surroundings are, what is going on off panel. This element of narrative safety does not exist in live action. You’d think by season 8 they would have figured out how to reconcile that. but, nope.
I look forward to the FTWD premier…which did not happen after TWD as promised. What we got was 15 seconds of a FTWD teaser at the end of a TWD epilogue. In which characters who have been ambushed twice already in the span of one day, ( and Morgan having been ambushed COUNTLESS times over the course of TWD) still do not learn how to avoid an ambush.
When does Better Call Saul start?
April 5, 2018
You people can’t see the forest because the trees are in the way. IF you convince your girlfriend it’s funny for her or you to SNORT the condom…then you have a perfectly good reason for not wearing the condom. These kids are brilliant! Good on ya gen z! #ipromisetopullout #ops #ididnotsayops #igottago #weshouldbreakup #iloveyoubutimnotinlovewithyou
April 4, 2018
Okay, since I’m the only one around here man enough to say it. This last mass shooter was kinda hot. Show me your angry face, baby. Let’s repeal you outta those pants.
March 23, 2018
dear #CW please get your online streaming sh*t together. I’ve been trying to watch the latest episode of Izombie for two days now.
Tried two different laptops and a tower, three different browsers and two different online providers. Your site SUCKS.
By the time I manage to watch it on your sh*tball website, I could have downloaded it illegally, gotten a virus, had the computer crash, taken it in for repairs, got new antivirus installed, gone to every website that I had been avoiding because I wasn’t sure my anti virus was up to date, found a girl who looks like the actress from Izombie, charmed her into dating me, developed a relationship to the point she’s willing to cosplay during sex, gotten her to dress up like the lead from Izombie…and had her read/act out the script from the episode , broke up with her after she realized that non of this is leading up to sex and so mocked my attempt at the difficult dual role of the cop partner and coroner and downloaded the episode again illegally, but successfully. That’s how slow your site it.
You site is a p.o.s.
March 22, 2018
RE: the bomber in TX,
Before finally being tracked down and blowing himself up, he made a 20 minute video rant. If you only have 20 minutes of ranting in you, then you have no business blowing anyone up…or even ranting. I have 20 minutes of stuff to complain about by noon…and I don’t even wake up until 11. pansy.