Oct. 15, 2017
lowlife tip of the month-all you young men out there, when you date someone with a pet make note of how old it is. keep a chart of all of them with when that pet might die based on life expectancy…years later at that time start sniffing around again so you can be there when it expires, to get one last roll in the hay when they are emotionally vulnerable #imsosorry #isthereanythingicando #doyouwanttotalkaboutit #andoutthedooryougointhemorning
“plans are nothing, planning is everything” Dwight D Eisenhower
Oct. 13 , 2017
I’d like to suggest, in lue of recent news, that in tandem with of all the abstract ways parents try to instill confidence and self esteem in their daughters, they spend equal time reaching them a straight jab. It’s a nice quick problem solver for them to have in the ole tool box, when a situation comes up where the existential stuff isn’t suited to the task.
power from the hips and shoulders, twist the wrist, hit with the first two knuckles…aim for the bridge of the nose. Then other woman will know right off when they see a guy with a caved in shnozz that he’s probably a creep. #markofshame
Oct. 12 , 2017
almost all of these incidents/assaults with Weinstein involve him greeting women while he’s wearing a bathrobe. “Bathrobe”? Is this a rich person thing? I haven’t owned a bathrobe since I was like 12. I just swing the door open, naked and shivering, yelling “WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Can’t I have five minutes to myself to take a f*cking shower?!”
Really, I don’t get that part. Was the bathrobe some kind of way for him to gauge the situation? like depending on how they reacted to him being in just a bathrobe? If it was it’s a bad gauge…If a woman that I WANTED to sleep with opened the door and was in a bathrobe, I’d just figure out some reason to leave quickly and come back some other time because I’d assume I interrupted her just before she was going to take a shower.
Is there something sexual implied by wearing a bathrobe that I don’t understand? It’s one step away from them greeting you with their toothbrush in their mouth. I don’t get it.
Oct. 10 , 2017
Harvey Weinstein is in trouble for sexually harassing women, AND for calling one a “fat pig”…geeze first, you can’t make it clear you want to sleep with them, and then you can’t make it clear you don’t want to sleep with them…make up your minds ladies.
Oct. 10, 2017
If I was a tattoo artist, whenever a blind guy came in for a tattoo I wouldn’t actually use any ink. I’d just run the tattoo gun over him for like an hour on whatever body part and send him on his way. #whywastetheink #freemoney #hewillneverfindhiswaybackhere #hedoesntknowwhatIlooklike
October 8, 2017
the vitamin D you get from the sun is very important. And some people can store it up…like camel. That’s actually what Melanomas are. They are pockets of vitamin D that your body is storing up for times when it is not sunny. – is what I would say to people if I was a surgeon and just didn’t feel like operating on them. #meh #dayoffinstead