June 21, 2018
Re: the proposed “Space Force” branch of the military. I have to ask myself, if I was a member of the armed forces what would I think of this? Hmm…well on one hand there’s no one up there to f*cking shoot at me and no IED’s so that’s good. On the other hand there is no foreign food or exotic prostitutes, so that’s bad. I guess it all comes down to -If I encountered some strange, probably non-humanoid alien creature, would I sleep with it?…..I believe I would.
June 18, 2018
Instead of cancelling The Talking Dead, replace him with…Charlie Sheen!
Sheen- what are we talking about? Zombie monsters or some sh*t? I’d just bite THEM in the face. I’d bite my ex girlfriend in the face too if she opens her pie hole…then I’d give them all aids!
What’s that? a Tiger? I don’t need a tiger, I am a tiger!
Who’s my first guest? F8ck this…I.m gonna go beat a hooker.
enjoy your dumb monster show.
June 18, 2018
At this point, If I was super rich and famous, every time a romantic relationship I was in with someone ended…I’d just have them killed.
June 8, 2018
Game Stop, the video game store chain, is going to start selling comic books. This is a good thing.
I shouldn’t have to explain why but I will. Comic books in places where people don’t usually buy comic books=the possibility of new people starting to buy comic books.
If you are a comic book store…a store that specializes in comic books, has thousands of different titles of comic books, has a expert knowledge of comics books…I assure you, you are not competing with Game Stop. Game Stop is now the gateway drug to your store.
May 15, 2018
A personal matter has come up that needs to be taken care of sooner rather than later. It will leave me unable to attend the MCBA St.Paul Comicon this year.Making this the first MCBA Comicon I have missed since I started going in 1999.
This is NOT due to the show, or it’s all volunteer staff, I still highly recommend you go! I have no doubt they will put on a great 30th anniversary show, with a ton of stuff to see, lot’s of great guests to meet.
May 13, 2018
Saw Infinity war, I will now post without revealing anything about the movie and putting a warning on just in case..it’s real easy, watch.
this movie was like
1-having my eyes gang banged by a dozen movie posters
2-watching two wrestle manias at double speed with all the pre-match interviews and exposition edited out
3-sort of liking hot dogs,and being forced to try to win a hot dog eating contest.
If I did want to spoil this movie, I don’t think I could, because I couldn’t really say I understood anything that happened in the entire 2 and 1/2 hours. I can’t even tell you if it was good or bad…I’m…just going to sit in a quiet dark room for awhile and avoid any stimulation. Because right now when I try to produce any thought at all there is just the little spinning wheel symbol in my brain, like when your laptop can’t catch up to whatever you are trying to stream.
May 13, 2018
I could have stopped Thanos myself in about two minutes (SPOILER ALERT)…
I’d have walked up and said “Buddy…Instead of using that to kill half the universe in hopes of seeking balance, just use that mind stone to get yourself to stop giving a f*ck. Because this is a bad road you’re going down. You correct the population, then you’re going to notice too many bugs, then the weather will need changing and some planets won’t have the right gravity…next thing you know people are going to start seeking you out and you’ll be getting requests to make sure their kids are pretty and they get the job they want and snow doesn’t have to be shoved. You’ll be f8cking miserable. Just will yourself to not give a f*ck , make a nice couch…and live in peaceful bliss.”