SPOILER ALERT…to amuse myself I am going to leave my thoughts here on the defenders (editing this original post as I watch)
6 minutes in – “Oh lord…this is gonna suck isn’t it…please don’t suck. I’m going to assume the first fight scene was filmed like crap because the doughy goof who plays Iron Fist STILL hasn’t bothered to learn even remedial martial arts and they had to make in impossible to follow in order to attempt to hide that. FYI …it didn’t hide that. Learn how to punch correctly maybe, if you’re going to take on a role of a martial arts master.
14 minutes in- Karen page is a lying whore. I’ve pointed this out before, that she lies to everyone constantly. First scene in this show…she lies. F*cken Karen Page. And they should stop showing Iron Fist with his shirt off until they get this lazy douche on a workout program…”living weapon” my ass, he’s got the build of a 16 year old clerk at CVS. They should have just called it Marvel Team-up and made it Jessica and Daredevil…Iron Fist and Cage are embarrassingly unconvincing.
19 minutes in- We finally see Sigourney Weaver! a Nurse tells her “you have to disrobe”…ah if only this was 1992 again and she wasn’t post menophause…I bet she’s still hot…let’s see…
20 minutes in- they didn’t show any skin. feh.
30 minutes in- So the writers have Cage, the black guy get out of prison and in 5 minutes his gf is on his ass to get a job. …I lost track of what’s okay and what’s not, but is that cool?
45- minutes in …we have four black characters and two of them are unemployed…shame on you netflix. #wheresyourtikitorchyouracistbastards
end of episode 1- meh..it doesn’t suck, maybe this’ll be good.
30 seconds in- I might be all binge watched out…I have no interest in watching anymore or this. It’s not bad…I just…i just don’t wanna.
2 minutes in- a bunch of police sires…Murdoch beat up some guys…I miss youtube. I miss bad lighting and someone nervously explaining how to turn an egg carton into something or talking too quiet reviewing Easter eggs in some movie trailer…maybe I’ll just….just watch a little youtube and come back to this later.
12 minutes in- Angry Video Game Nerd has a new video up on you tube about crappy game boy accessories, not his best but pretty funny…wtf am I doing up at 4:30 in the morning? oh yeah…the Defenders…what episode am I on? …TWO?! How many are there?…there’s eight…f*ck this.
Decided to give Penny Dreadful a try while I’m working. It’s got a wolfman and Frankenstein and some vampires…and was apparently made by people who have no interest in any of those things. But hey, at least the dialogue is painfully bad.
This is like a writer from the CW and a writer of bad PBS dramas got together and wrote a script about upper class London in 1870 and when they were done the producer said “hey, uhm…make that guy a wolfman, and make that guy Dr.Frankenstein and throw in some vampires…and f*ck it, make that guy Dorian Gray”
In other news, I have stumbled upon full length old sh*tty movies on youtube…and by “sh*tty” I mean awesome. Watching -Night of the Comet- awesome.