May 13, 2018

I could have stopped Thanos myself in about two minutes (SPOILER ALERT)…

I’d have walked up and said “Buddy…Instead of using that to kill half the universe in hopes of seeking balance, just use that mind stone to get yourself to stop giving a f*ck. Because this is a bad road you’re going down. You correct the population, then you’re going to notice too many bugs, then the weather will need changing and some planets won’t have the right gravity…next thing you know people are going to start seeking you out and you’ll be getting requests to make sure their kids are pretty and they get the job they want and snow doesn’t have to be shoved. You’ll be f8cking miserable. Just will yourself to not give a f*ck , make a nice couch…and live in peaceful bliss.”


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