May 1, 2018
Woke up and felt like having making eggs for breakfast. Went to the corner store and the woman in front of me was buying a six pack of Old Style beer and two bags of bbq potato chips. It was too much to ignore, and I says “Well, that’s a healthy breakfast”. Her and the clerk looked at me puzzled. The clerk says ” It’s 2pm”. and just like that the worm had turned and I was the lowlife.