Superbowl thoughts in chronological order

Tired of seeing me watch tv on this 8 inch magnaxov tv/vhs combo, my siblings chipped in and got me this “flatscreen” tv for Xmas.
my first time watching a superbowl on such a big screen…it’s too big D: I can’t handle the change!! I can’t get my head around what’s happening!! (moving chair way back til the screen seems 8 inches again)

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That broad on the diet coke commercial was skinny enough to give ME body image issues…well played Coke!

hahaha #etrade old people…acting like they are young lolololo too funny! :/ your commercial blows…if I had any savings I would not hire you.

 

That broad on the #dietcoke commercial was skinny enough to give ME body image issues…well played Coke! Diabolical

Bwahahahahaaaa! Using Martin Luther King’s words…to sell trucks in this day and age and political climate? #dumbassidea #thiswontendwell how much pot were they smoking at that ad agency? hoe lee sh*t

a flaccid whale penis just advised me to use #trubotax #badcommercial #wtfwasthat

Who did Metallica piss off? honestly …the entire f8cking world knows they are the obvious choice for the halftime show…but instead I am watching and apparently geriatric Justin Timberland try to relive his 20’s

It’s not a disaster but it’s as though Timberland’s mind still remembers the dance moves but his knees are like “meh”

I can think of no finer tribute to Prince…than his songs being sung buy a white pop star from a different era, who songs and image are completely different and who can’t play guitar, and isn’t even from Minnesota.  Bravo.

this years superbowl ads are an object lesson in what comedians call “trying too hard”. Hey ad agencies…you’re spending a lot of money…how about between now and next year you go to a comedy club or two and hire and ACTUAL COMEDIAN.  Just a thought.

apparently no one at Tide or it’s add agency has been on social media all month to know that everyone is thinking about kids biting tide pods/  golden opportunity for a funny memorable commercial…completely forfeited. oy.

My team lost.  I’ve never had a child get stricken with polio and confined to a wheel chair and then caught in a fire and have to crawl out and then die in my arms from smoke inhalation…but I bet it feels almost as bad as this.

The Patriots…lost…this…this never happens. I don’t know what to do. I don’t…what…I’m going to lay down…
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