Hey, I got a cat!
That’s a lie. I turned down a cat. AGAIN. This is the THIRD cat I’ve turned down in two months. Listen to me…I don’t want your f*cking cats, any of you. You’re concerned because I’ve got cabin fever and am all alone in an empty apartment…and your solution is… to give me a cat? (a cat you don’t want anymore) I hope you fall down the stairs and die and that cat eats your face. #fuckyourcat #fuckallcats I don’t want it…I don’t want hear about how much like a dog it is…I don’t want a dog. If you show up here with a fucking animal you and it are going out the window into the street. and as the ambulance drives you away, I will give it the finger from my empty apartment.