I’d like to add a phrase to the vernacular. “facebook help”
It’s when you ask a simple question and get a reply that isn’t actually an answer to the question.
For example, you ask someone “where can I get a good chili dog around here?” and they reply “Oh, you gotta try a chili BURGER!” or “ewh hot dogs have weird things in them”.
I’ll use it in a sentence “Don’t facebook help me, tell me where I can get a good chili dog”